Their numbers have diminished to 4,000.  Hmmm....

Perhaps these clever devils have taken a page out of Macarthur's  Korean war book,  those copycats, and are planning an amphibious landing at Guadalajara. 

With this fiendish maneuver they can catch the 8.8 million unsuspecting residents of Mexico City in an insidious pincer movement—  and shame them into submission with their lack of just about everything.

What next, as they  ungratefully flee from the kindly gangs and benevolent oligarchs in Central America in search of a better welfare deal.

We are the victims again!

Oh the humanity!!